Aliya has been writing in a book called Junie B Jones’ Top Secret Personal Beeswax, and she gave me the go-ahead to share some of her entries:
Three words that describe my mom are:
1) buetiful 2) polite 3) ausome
Three words that describe my dad are:
1) smart 2) funny 3) cool
One thing I don’t like about my family is:
I’m not the boss of the house.
3 rules I would change:
1) I’de do watever I wanted wenever I wanted to.
2) I can stay up as late as I wanted to.
3) I could wake as late as I wanted and still have a fancy breakfist.
4 new school rules I would make are:
1) Only skipping in the halway no walking.
2) have candy instede of work.
3) Girls bathroom would have a spa and hotub and manecuir and peticuir.
4) extra reces every day.
If I could change one thing about my house, it would be:
I’d make it into a manchine with a smoothie bar.
Things That Make Me Nervous!
1) The first thing is talking stuffed animals.
Here’s why: wen talking stuffed animals run out of bateri they sound lik there gona kill you.
2) Mouse traps.
Here’s why: cause if you step on a mousetrap you hurt your foot
3) Badguise
Here’s why: cause if a bad gui comes in your house evrything will be gone.
4) Clowns
Here’s why: cause there lips are much to red and I’m not very happy with how big there feet are.
5) Geting chili poured on me.
Here’s why: I don’t think this one needs explaning.
Grown-ups Are Weird Because:
1) They never have fun they only work and never play on playgrounds and who the heck would’nt want to play on a playground I’m asking you.
2) And they make no sense at all because ones my grandma Ginny asked me if the cat got my tonge and that just sounded like the groses thing I ever heard.
Grown-ups Are Fun Because
1) because they give you big hugs and kisses and that is alote of fun wen your my age.
2) they can drive and they can bring you werever you wan’t to go even to the zoo.
Some Things That Make Me Sad, and Why:
1) When I don’t get what I want because I love getting what I want.
2) When Mommy and Daddy argue but Mommy said that all parents argue sometimes.
3) When by aksident I be notty and then I have to go to timeout.
4) When my brother brakes something and blames it on me.
If you had a generous genie, what 4 wishes would you choose?
1) My first wish would be wourld peace cause that would do use good.
2) My secante wish would be that my family was the richest family in the univers.
3) My third wish would be that we were a family of wizards.
4) My last wish would be in high school J***** would be my boyfriend.
What else do you want to say?
Well I just want to say this that my mommy and daddy will probable never understand or now how very very very very very very very much I love and care about them but that is sord of my fault cause I act up alote around the house. Plus also I love making homemade cookies and bronies but thats hard with a 3 year old sister and a 5 year old brother and I mean super sometimes I really wish I was an only child other times I love my family egsactly the way it is.