Alien Abduction

The giant mound of laundry that grew while the sewer line was clogged kept me up late last night doing several loads, and I woke up early this morning to continue.  In the midst of the mad rush to get the kids bathed, dressed, and fed, and myself out the door for a meeting at the office, I smelled something burning. 

I opened the basement door, and out wafted a haze of black, burnt-rubber smoke.  Since we have 3 smoke detectors monitored by ADT, my first thought was that the fire department would be arriving soon for the 4th false alarm at the Greenabderrazak residence.  I bravely and stupidly ran down to the basement to see what was burning, and the source of the smoke was the washer, which was on the spin cycle.  I lifted the lid and the basket wasn’t spinning – obviously the belt was slipping or stretched and burning.

I turned the washer off, aired out the basement, and called ADT.  Then I called Ben to tell him the bad news.  When I told him that I was going to call the appliance guy to come fix the washer, it became obvious to me that aliens have abducted my husband, Mr. IgnoreItAndItWillGoAway, and in his place left Mr. Fix-It. 

Mr. Fix-It insisted that we could replace the belts ourselves for a fraction of the cost, and spent this evening watching appliance repairmen on Youtube replacing washing machine belts (when I walked past the computer I heard one of the appliance-repair professionals say, “So I’m going to replace this bastard…”). 

I guess Ben is still on the DIY-high from reaming out the sewer pipe.  Tomorrow night should be fun!
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Everybody Poops

It feels like much longer but I guess it was about a week ago, I had just finished running a load of laundry, and I found poop(?!) in the utility sink in the basement.  Since the washer drains into the utility sink, I assumed that there had somehow been poop in the dirty laundry.  I asked the kids who had pooped in their pants and Norah said that she had pooped during naptime at school.  I thought they had sent the poopie pants home and Ben had thrown them in the wash without emptying the poop out.  Mystery solved.

Then I mentioned the incident to Norah’s teacher, Maria, and she said Norah hadn’t had an accident.  Hmmm.  That night, Ben went to the basement and there was water on the floor in the front of the basement (the washer’s in the back).  While he was splashing around down there, I noticed that there was soap in the water and I surmised that the utility tub had overflowed when I ran a load of laundry, the water ran to the lowest point in the basement, and then the floor in the area of the washer had dried.  Some additional evidence was the fact that a couple of weeks before I had noticed that the utility sink was draining slower than usual and I had mentioned it to Ben.  He had used his “you’re over-reacting” tone and said that it was always like that.  I’ve learned that it does no good to argue with him, so I let it go.  When we found the water in the basement, he cleaned it up and again said not to worry about it.  WHATEVER!

The next night, after washing no more laundry, guess what?  More water in the basement!  Same exact situation…an inch of water in the lowest point of the basement, none around the washer, but it was wet under the laundry baskets.  We had all taken showers and baths that morning, and THAT water overflowed out of the utility sink.  NOW it’s getting serious because that means it’s not the sink drain that’s clogged, it’s the sewer line.  After making my case using a straw to demonstrate the fact that there was a clog somewhere down the line, Ben shunned my suggestion of calling Roto-Rooter and headed for Lowes.  He came back with a flimsy little 20′ pipe snake (pictured above), and a bottle of magic drain cleaner.  WHATEVER!

Then came this…
Ben (yelling from the basement):  LORI!!
Me (yelling from the kitchen):  WHAT?!
Ben:  COME DOWN!
Me (now in the basement):  What?
Ben:  There’s poop in the sink.
Me:  Yeah?
Ben:  Whose poop is that?
Me:  I don’t know.
Ben:  That looks like your poop.  Did you poop?
Me:  How the hell can you identify my poop?  Who cares if I pooped?!  I keep telling you, THE SEWER LINE’S CLOGGED!  That’s why the POOP came UP the sink drain INTO the SINK!  DO YOU GET IT?!  THE SEWER LINE IS CLOGGED!  THE POOP HAS NOWHERE TO GO!
Ben:  You mean, that water I cleaned up had pee and poop in it?
Me (WTF?):  I TOLD YOU IT CAME FROM THE SEWER PIPE!!!  YOU INSISTED ON USING THAT STUPID DRAIN CLEANER INSTEAD OF CALLING ROTO-ROOTER, SO YES, THERE WAS PROBABLY PEE IN THE WATER, AND NOW THERE’S POOP IN THE SINK!  DEAL WITH IT!

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At this point I think it was Sunday morning.  Our handy-guy (Orialis) was supposed to come that day and he knows everything about everything, so we decided we’d wait for him.  When he came at 5 p.m., I had escaped to the office, so Orialis, Ben, and the kids all piled into the Camry to go to Home Depot and rent a heavy-duty snake.  By the time I got home they had been at it for a couple of hours and determined that the 50′ snake wasn’t long enough.

Orialis came back at 5 p.m. today, they went to Home Depot again to get the 100′ snake, and finally reached the clog which was apparently some tree roots.  I will give Ben a lot of credit for spending 2 nights in the basement with Orialis, cleaning up all the water, and washing everything with bleach.  Now we have to figure out how to keep the tree roots out of our sewer line.  What’s next?

Actually, I can answer that.  What’s next is 4 dishwasher loads of dirty dishes (#3 is running right now), at least 12 loads of dirty laundry, and 3 filthy kids who will need baths before school tomorrow.  It should be a fun morning.
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Costa Rica or BUST!!!

I don’t usually post in the morning, but today I’m going to put aside the fact that I have a clogged sewer pipe, dishes and laundry that can’t be done because of said pipe, kids home from school (Yom Kippur), a conference call at 8:30 and a class to prepare for. OM……..

Instead, I’m going to think about Costa Rica. A few years ago with our 40th birthdays approaching, my friend Sherry and I started talking about taking a trip to Costa Rica. I used the same strategy for my 30th birthday (African safari) and it really took my mind off the milestone.
The night I received the suprise of my life and found out I was pregnant with Norah, my fourth thought (after “How are we going to afford 3 kids in day care?”, “Can I add another kid to the mix without ending up institutionalized?”, and “AAAACH! I’ve got to give birth again!”) was “I hope Sherry doesn’t go to Costa Rica without me!!”
Luckily, she didn’t, and I hadn’t really thought about it much. But last week she received an email about a travel deal to Costa Rica ($499/person + fees), and forwarded it to me with a note that she was just daydreaming. WHAT?! $499 for a week away? I’d pay that even if it was for a trip to Worcester!  Why daydream when you can pull out your Visa card and start living the dream?!

 

It took a couple of emails to convince her that I was serious, and then an email from Sherry convincing herself that it wasn’t a completely crazy idea. Less than 24 hours later we were booked for a February 4th departure. YAY!
It’s amazing how having something like this to look forward to puts everything else into perspective.  It’s going to be an amazing trip, and I know Sherry and I will be great traveling companions.  If you’re not sure whether you’ve met Sherry, she’s the one who looks like my sister.  We’ve known each other since college, and lived together for a while before I left Vermont.  We are both easy-going and low-maintenance, and we always have a blast together.

Only 129 days to go!!
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Tailgate

We went to our first-ever tailgate party last night at the New England Revolutions game.  The event for elementary school families was organized by the new PTO Prez – Chris (Thanks Chris & Elizabeth!), and it was a lot of fun despite the chilly weather.  Luckily, I usually have enough clothes in the back of my car to outfit an army, so we all had on 3 or 4 layers.  The kids didn’t seem to notice the cold and they just ran around the parking lot like a pack of loonies.

We left a few minutes before the end of the game because the kids were getting antsy and annoying the serious soccer family sitting in front of our crowd.

It was a great night and the Revs won…looking forward to doing it again next year!
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