Have I mentioned that I’m a door hardware consultant? Who would ever think that the world needs consultants on door hardware?? It’s a little pathetic that this is my photo of the day…a potbelly door closer at Norah’s preschool…but what’s more pathetic is that my coworker/friend and I used to use these shields as badges and call ourselves the Closer Police. We only did it at our desks, the Closer Police never made any actual arrests, but I still have my badge. Citizens arrest!!
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closer Cops, please do not arrest me, I’m just an innocent DOOR DOCTOR that owns 4 hydraulic closers, one is a potbelly, made by Russwin from 1952.
……..I didn’t do it,honest, it wasn’t me!
great looking closer you seen at your kid’s school.
the story about the “closer police” badges, hehehehe really cute and who says you cannot have fun at the office? I really love door control humor.
hey, a good way to “arrest” someone, if you see a closer that’s not IR product, show them a brochure or some sell sheet for the LCN 4000 series (4040 universal closer or the 4010 handed application specific closer)to drop the hint at a product that will last almost foreever if taken care of the right way. or another way to “arrest” is get alot of them snap-on covers and start snapping them on naked closers, and then when a building owner is asking what’s with the covers, just show them the LCN badge and say “your closers are violating the laws of nudity/indecent exposure”
least if you did make any arrests, you cannot send anyone to the SLAMMER (no pun intended, lol)
-Jess the door(closer)doctor