“I saw it on Sponge Bob!”

Aliya: I made up a joke today.
Me: Let’s hear it.
Aliya: What’s the difference between a guitar and a jellyfish?
Me: What?
Aliya: Guitars don’t make jelly.
Me: I’m pretty sure jellyfish don’t make jelly either.
Aliya: Really? I thought they did!
Me: Where did you hear that?
Aliya: I saw it on Sponge Bob!

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Adlani: I don’t want to sleep by myself!! Waaaaaaahhhhh!
Me: Why not? You’re a big boy!
Adlani: No, I’m a little boy!
Me: Well, little boys don’t get to go to birthday parties.
Adlani: I’m going to be a big boy.
Me: When?
Adlani: Tomorrow!
Me: Why don’t you want to sleep by yourself?
Adlani: I’m going to have a night-bear.
Me: No you’re not.
Adlani: I’m really scared!
Me: What are you scared of?
Adlani: The monsters in my imagination.
Me: Where did you hear about that?
Adlani: I saw it on Sponge Bob!

NO MORE SPONGE BOB!!!