The Lace Reader

If you’re looking for a good book to spend the weekend with, head over to BJ’s and pick up The Lace Reader by Brunonia Barry. I couldn’t put it down and it’s going on the “keep” shelf so you’ll have to go get your own.
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Here’s the review from Amazon:
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Amazon Best of the Month, August 2008: Brunonia Barry dreamt she saw a prophecy in a piece of lace, a vision so potent she spun it into a novel. The Lace Reader retains the strange magic of a vivid dream, though Barry’s portrayal of modern-day Salem, Massachusetts–with its fascinating cast of eccentrics–is reportedly spot-on. Some of its stranger residents include generations of Whitney women, with a gift for seeing the future in the lace they make. Towner Whitney, back to Salem from self-imposed exile on the West Coast, has plans for recuperation that evaporate with her great-aunt Eva’s mysterious drowning. Fighting fear from a traumatic adolescence she can barely remember, Towner digs in for answers. But questions compound with the disappearance of a young woman under the thrall of a local fire-and-brimstone preacher, whose history of violence against Whitney women makes the situation personal for Towner. Her role in cop John Rafferty’s investigation sparks a tentative romance. And as they scramble to avert disaster, the past that had slipped through the gaps in Towner’s memory explodes into the present with a violence that capsizes her concept of truth. Readers will look back at the story in a new light, picking out the clues in this complex, lovely piece of work. –Mari Malcolm
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Oopsie…

JERUSALEM (AFP) – A four-year-old girl was left behind at Israel’s Ben Gurion international airport on Sunday as her mother, father and four siblings rushed to catch a flight to Paris, police said.

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“I saw a little girl in tears. She was looking for her parents,” a policewoman told reporters.

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“Luckily she was able to give me her name. I grabbed her and ran to the gates but it was too late,” the plane had just taken off, she said.

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According to police, the girl’s parents only realised she was missing when the pilot of the plane informed them just as the aircraft was taking off.

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“It is usual that travellers in a rush forget their luggage but not a child. This never happens,” a police official said.

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The incident was a stark reminder of the US box office hit “Home Alone” in which a little boy was accidentally left alone as his family rushed to the airport and flew to Paris for a Christmas holiday.

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But unlike the movie, there was a happy ending for the little girl who was able to join her parents. She was flown to Paris on the next flight out accompanied by a flight attendant.

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The forgetful parents will be interrogated by the authorities upon their return home and risk being indicted for negligence, police said.

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Exposure Therapy

On the way home from Myrtle Beach a few weeks ago, we stopped at Sesame Place (http://www.sesameplace.com/) since we already had tickets and dinner reservations with Elmo. It was really fun! It’s a water park so there was some exposed skin that would have been better off kept hidden, but what the heck? We were free to flash our excess skin around without any inhibitions. Norah wasn’t a big fan of meeting the characters in person, although she LOVES them on TV. I saw a show on exposure therapy a while ago, where the therapist made people face their fears…the woman who was terrified of snakes had to hold one for hours, the guy who had panic attacks in elevators had to ride up and down numerous times. Norah had her own semi-successful exposure therapy session with Cookie Monster:

And Elmo:



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Ketch-Up

I’ve been trying to keep up with posting pictures, but it keeps getting away from me. Here are some recent (and not so recent) pics:

Dinner with the Fonsecas at Bugaboo Creek:

Party at Club Checkerberry’s Ce-Ment Pond:
(That green thing’s a Mankini.)
Click to enlarge…if you dare.


Myrtle Waves in Myrtle Beach (where Ben lost Aliya for a half hour and had to get Security involved):

Mommies’ Night Out to see Sex In The City:


A visit to Fay Park with the Fonsecas:

And last but not least…

Max’s Birthday Party! Yay Max!!












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NuttyNuttyNews.com

If you’re not checking this site daily, you don’t know what you’re missing. It’s not always good news but it’s a compilation of real news stories and some of them are unbelievable:

~ Man Breaks Into Home – Gives Woman a Foot Rub
~ Authorities Question Whether Ten-Year-Old May Work as Bullfighter
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Man is Stabbed and Beheaded on Bus (Nikki, Leah, & Sydney don’t read this one.)
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Stinky 440-Pound Gambler Fuming After Atlantic City Casino Tosses Him Out
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NASA Test Subjects Paid to Stay in Bed Three Straight Months
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Woman Wakes Up in a First-Class Cabin Covered in Ticks
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School To Put Students In ‘Prison’ Jumpsuits As Punishment
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Mother Charged With Placing Baby in a Fish Tank to Stop Its Crying
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Women Mistake Police for Strippers
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Five-Year-Old Boy Leaves Day Care – Ends Up At Hooters
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Man Drives Away from Home Drunk While His Wife Was on the Car Roof
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Florida Woman Attacked by Fox – Then Shot By Husband
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Nude Dining the Hot New Craze
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Warning: Don’t Let Your Kids Eat Your Car’s Air Freshener .
~ Man Accused of Biting Off Another Man’s Nose Nose Gone: Dogs May Have Eaten It
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