This morning I kept telling Adlani to get dressed for school, starting with my Nice-Mommy voice and progressing through Stern-Mommy, Exasperated-Mommy, Incredulous-Mommy, and all the way to Furious-Mommy, getting louder each time.
Finally he started crying the angry-cry and yelled, “IT’S NOT FAIR!!!”
Me (Thinking, “This is gonna be good. I need to write this down for the blog.”): “What’s not fair?”
Adlani (still yelling): “It’s not fair that YOU get to just WALK AROUND, and WE have to do EVERYTHING!!!”
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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