Fall Soccer

It’s that time of year again…when standard equipment for soccer games includes not only a ball and water bottle, but umbrellas, raincoats, bug spray…the list goes on and on.  It rained all night on Friday, and continued Saturday morning.  Adlani’s game was cancelled but the U8 (under-8) girls are obviously made of tougher stuff because their game was held despite the downpour.  I stayed home (and dry) with Adlani, but Ben and Norah went to cheer Aliya on, and the report was that she kicked butt. 

Today was the annual soccer fair, and we had to be at the field for the first game at 10 a.m. and the second game at 2:30 p.m.  Luckily it turned out to be a beautiful day, because I spent 7 HOURS at the soccer field.  There just wasn’t enough time between the games, team photos, and free hot dogs to justify trying to get out of the parking lot and back in an hour later.  I am really feeling my age tonight – actually, I’m feeling my grandmother’s age.  When I got to the field I realized that my soccer chair was in the trunk of Ben’s car, so I spent the whole day without a chair.  Poor old me.
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The day started off a little rocky when I realized at 8:45 that both soccer uniforms needed to be washed and dried within an hour.  For a while it looked like Adlani might show up for the team photo in his Batman underwear, but the uniforms eventually dried and we even made it on time. 

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I’m pretty sure I’m the worst soccer mom ever because I’m always screaming at Adlani to run, kick, DO SOMETHING!!! 
It’s becoming more and more obvious that he may not be the next Ronaldo, but I hate to give up this young.  I’m just afraid that eventually his team-mates are going to hold him down and give him a good pummeling since he just runs around out there in his own little world.  At the soccer fair they were playing music so he was doing the robot all around the field.  Thank God it was still during the pre-game warmup.
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In these photos he’s actually A) running, B) going in the right direction, and C) keeping up with the pack:
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But it’s much more common to find him A) with his shirt over his head, B) using his shirt like Laura Ingalls used her apron, or C) distorting a body part:
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Aliya was a scoring machine but by the time her game finally rolled around I was sitting at the opposite end of the field from all the action and too tired to move so I have no good action-shots of her.  There’s always next week.  And the week after.  And the week after.
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And then there was Norah, who did anything she could think of to try to entertain herself for the day, and she was actually really good.  There were lots of distractions…kids she knew, babies, dogs, food, etc., so she didn’t give me much trouble.  I never thought I’d hear myself say that.
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Where was Ben during all of today’s fun?  He was in the crawl space under our family room, helping Orzalis re-route the dryer vent.  Did anyone know that you’re supposed to vacuum the lint out of your dryer vent every once in a while?  OOPS!
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I Don’t Hate Hardware

As you all probably know by now, I have another blog that I started last February for work.  My idea for that blog was to teach my customers (hardware suppliers) and clients (architects) about hardware in a fun and painless way.  I know it’s not the most exciting topic – door hardware – but for people in the hardware industry who DO find it interesting, there isn’t currently another blog like it.

As I had hoped, the local customers we have introduced the site to have had really good things to say about it, and there are quite a few loyal readers who visit the site daily or weekly.  They also use it to find answers to their hardware-related code questions, so I’m actually spending less time answering emails and phone calls about code questions.

In addition to the readers who access the site directly, there are people who find it by searching “door closer adjustment”, “where are panic devices required”, “i hate hardware”, or some other related topic via a search engine.  To date, people from almost 60 countries have visited the site.  A reader from Israel recently suggested that I do an industry profile on a colleague of his…”a big fan of the website”…in Saudi Arabia.  I find this fascinating, really.

What amazed me most was how many “normal people” (ie. not “hardware people”) read the hardware blog.  Why would you want to read about hardware?  Don’t you have anything you’d rather be doing??  The blog now has a Facebook Fan Page, and through the miracle of social networking, my aunt found the blog and became a fan.  I don’t know my aunt well…we’ve probably seen each other less than 10 times in the last 30 years, so she is not biased because we’re related.  She left a comment on the hardware blog that was so touching to me, because it very eloquently states that I’m meeting my goal.  It made me a little misty…

Lori, I have had no interest in, nor knowledge of, hardware. Despite this, I come daily to savor your blog. I love your command of language, and your ability to express yourself in a personal, personable, and humorous way.
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This means that I’m inhaling hardware information and awareness without being distracted by grammatical errors, illiteracy, and any of the other stumbling blocks I experience in “living online,” as I have done since my retirement.
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Ingersoll Rand is obviously very well served by your technological expertise, and your ability to communicate that expertise to your primary audience and to those of us who never even thought about it!
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With admiration,
Linda

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Finally! No More Tile!

When we first looked at our house I really liked the kitchen, probably because it was brand new.  However, the longer I’ve had to live with the tile countertops, the more I’ve hated them.  The grout joints between the tiles are impossible to clean and I don’t even want to know what’s lurking in there.  Plus they look like hell.

A few weeks ago I was browsing around in Home Depot enjoying the solitary shopping time, and I noticed that they were having a promotion.  If you purchased a countertop that was more than 25 square feet, you got a free under-mount sink (usually about $300) and a free edge upgrade (usually $15-$25 / linear foot).  Then, like a sign from above, I got a coupon for 10% off and no interest for a year.

Today was the last day for the 10% off, so I made an appointment and took my little drawing in to my new friend George.  He told me that I couldn’t use my coupon because it wasn’t good on installed products.  I thought that was strange because while I was waiting for him I noticed a similar card stuck right to the Silestone display.

We went through the whole estimate process, and while he was printing it out, I went to check out the card on the display.  It said 10% off on laminate and installed countertops.  Our new countertop isn’t laminate, but it is installed, so I asked him if it would apply.  Low and behold, it DID apply, so I got another 10% off.  WOOHOO!!!

The best part is that the old countertop doesn’t have to be removed for the template to be made, so we don’t have to live without countertops for weeks like we would have if this was done a few years ago.  Within about a month we should have a nice shiny new countertop, sink, and faucet.  The color, Absolute Green, is similar to the tile we have now, but it will be such an improvement.  We are also adding a bar-counter in the pass-thru window so the kids can sit at the counter in the family room and eat, rather than at the pub table we have there now.

The low point of the Home Depot experience was when I asked the guy standing around in Plumbing to help me with some faucet questions.  His answer…”It’s YOUR kitchen.  What do you want me to tell you?”  What a dickhead!  When I asked my questions he was SO RUDE.  Finally I just dismissed him and sorted through the zillion options myself.  I HATE RUDE PEOPLE!!  

The photo is not our kitchen, but it shows the color.  I can’t wait!
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Norah’s Big Day

I’ve been doing my best to prepare Norah for her first day of preschool all summer.  She’s been going to day care since she was a few months old and she’s very familiar with her new preschool and teacher since Adlani went to preschool there, so everyone thought she would be fine. I had my doubts, and last week when she cried in the bathroom line at orientation, “Because you was lost,” I really wondered how she would do today.
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We were all very excited this morning and kept cheering and saying it was her first day of preschool, but when I looked in the backseat I could tell she was a little unsettled…she’d have a pensive look on her face and then she’d smile when we cheered.  When I pulled up to the drop-off line and jumped out, Jannine (teacher and traffic-director-extrodinaire) yelled, “I think I just saw confetti come out of your muffler!!!”  I admit, it is very exciting to reach the milestone of one kid in preschool, both financially and also because I know Norah will thrive there. 
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I had described the drop-off procedure to her several times, like a very exciting bedtime story (as if she hadn’t seen Adlani dropped off 360 times in the last two years).  I wanted to make sure she knew that the teacher taking her from the car to the school wouldn’t be Maria, but that Maria would be waiting inside.  We practiced waving goodbye and we pretend-fought over whether she wanted Mommy or Daddy to pick her up from her extended-day class.  We described the delights of the playground, sandbox, gym, and cafeteria, and all of the activities that she could do in the classroom (most of which we don’t let her do at home…Play-Doh for example).
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So when we arrived at the drop-off spot, extremely late because of all the criers and picture-takers, she jumped out of her car seat, I put her backpack on, handed her the nap bag, and off she went.  I have to admit, a couple of tears leaked out (of me), but they were tears of joy because I know she’s in a great program and will have so much fun.  She’ll also be fluent in Spanish before she enters kindergarten…just a little added bonus.   

Great Job Norah!!!

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People of Walmart

I’m too tired to upload the weekend’s photos and try to think of something interesting to say, so I’ll post a link to something else that will keep you occupied while you have your coffee.
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I am not a big fan of Walmart. I find the layout confusing, the aisles narrow, and most of all, I don’t like how the corporation treats their employees. But last week I heard about a website called The People of Walmart, and I had to go take a look.

I admit, some of the posts on the site are kind of mean, but if you go to Walmart wearing your anatomically-correct Italian Sausage bike shorts, you’re asking for the *exposure*, in my opinion.

wwwPeopleofWalmart.com
Check it out.
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