From CNN Health..
http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/10/02/embarassing.health.confessions/index.html
P.S. None of these were written by me, but I do have a few embarassing health incidents I could share if you buy me a few beers.
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From CNN Health..
http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/10/02/embarassing.health.confessions/index.html
P.S. None of these were written by me, but I do have a few embarassing health incidents I could share if you buy me a few beers.
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It’s official. We are not qualified to replace the belt on our washing machine. In fact, we’re not qualified to do anything with any appliance other than press the buttons and open and close the door.
In the last 12 days, I have washed 3 loads of laundry…which I squeezed in between when the sewer pipe got unclogged and the washer belt burned up. Three loads is not nearly enough laundry for a 12-day period, and we have a mound of dirty laundry the size of a Volkswagen Bug.
We spent a long and frustrating part of this evening replacing the belt by using the 18-step instructions we found on the internet. (Note Ben’s blood on the bracket on the right side of the photo.) My favorite part was when I overheard Ben say to himself, “Now this part is really important, so it HAS to go back in.” WHAT?? They ALL have to go back in!
The belt has now been replaced, and the washer still doesn’t work. While we were replacing the belt, I noticed a piece of black rubber in the bottom of the washer. When Ben pulled it out, I realized that it was a broken brake shoe, and all 3 of the shoes were broken. Technically you could run the washer without brake shoes as long as you don’t mind losing a hand if you open the lid during the spin cycle, but the big question is WHY did the brake shoes and belt simultaneously self-destruct??
Until I’m proven otherwise, I’m going to blame it on the thoughtful but misguided decision my family made to wash my very dirty car mats in the washer. Ever since then I’ve occasionally heard a gritty sound while the drum was turning. I think the sand has probably caught up to us. I’ll be heading over to Belcher’s after the game tomorrow for a little chat.
In addition to getting a bunch of work done today along with my mothering duties, I had two mandatory things on my to-do list:
A) Find a belt for the washer.
B) Convince a doctor to write me a prescription.
You may have read about the black smoke that came out of the washer on Tuesday morning. If I had just called the appliance repair guy before I called Ben, I wouldn’t be sniffing through the dirty laundry looking for clothes that smell less bad than the rest, but hindsight is 20/20. Mr. Fix-It is still insisting that we can replace the washing machine belt ourselves. I’m pretty sure he originally said, “myself”, but now it’s apparently a team effort.
No offense to Larry, but Larry’s Home and Garden really should be called “Larry’s Appliance Graveyard.” From the looks of the store and the outbuildings, Larry has been hoarding used appliances for quite some time. I never thought about it but I guess there’s a market for them. We made it out of Larry’s / AAA with our belt, so now we just have to figure out how to put the thing on. Ben found some instructions online – 18 steps including removing the pump and motor. WTF?
Since Dr. Quack is no longer on Route 9, I decided to try out the CVS Minute Clinic in Natick (the photo is not of the Natick location). I wasn’t sure if it was Minute as in “minn-it” or “my-newt”…I’m thinking the latter because it took about an hour and the “clinic” was a very small room squeezed in next to the photo developing desk.
A couple of weeks ago, Ben brought Adlani to me so I could examine the “injury” on Adlani’s buttocks. I’m not sure what he thought the injury was from (maybe a well-deserved wupping from me?), but he was very alarmed.
Hmmm…what would you call that?
NintendoD.Ass?
Yes, I do realize that Adlani’s going to kill me someday for posting these photos, but right now he’s too busy playing NintendoDS to care.
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