Random Moments

Just a few random moments from the last 24 hours…

I was trying to get Adlani to admit to something that allegedly happened in the boys’ bathroom so during my interrogation I told him that I would be reviewing the security camera footage from the bathroom.  He sang like a canary.  Aliya was listening in, and during breakfast she kept asking questions about the security camera.  I asked her, “Is there something you want to tell me?”  She said, “Well, one time I flushed the toilet and water came out of a pipe.”

Yesterday, our VP of Commercial Sales (my boss’ boss’ boss) left a comment on my work blog.  It said, “Lori….great site…..it is clear to me that you spend a significant amount of time and effort keeping this site up to date and relevant for a broad audience. Keep up the great work!!!!!!”

Last night I watched a Youtube video on how to light the pilot light on our gas fireplace, and I was able to light it on the first try (a few weeks ago I gave up after trying to get it lit for 10 minutes).

A few minutes before we were due to leave the house this morning, I walked into the dining room just in time to see Adlani spinning his glass of milk and then the entire glass dumped down the front of him and all over the floor.

When I walked into Norah’s preschool today I heard her teacher say, “Uh-oh!  Somebody lost something!”  There was a big turd on the floor outside the bathroom.

When I was talking to two friends who are also school administrators about Adlani’s latest issue at school (exposing himself to a friend in the bathroom), one of the administrators said, “Oh yeah…my son did that on the bus.”  On the bus??  I feel better!

Norah has been having a hard time following the rules at school so this morning I gave her a stern talking-to when I dropped her off.  After school I asked her how the day went and of course she said that she followed all the rules and didn’t get into any trouble.  I said that I was going to call her teacher and asked if there was anything she wanted to tell me first, and she said, “I did NOT poke Gordon in the eye, and I did NOT push Nicolas.”

Aliya got off the bus this afternoon (Friday at 3:45) and said that something was dangling off her braces.  We rushed to the dentist’s office and they patched her up even though they were closing for the weekend.  Dr. B ROCKS!

This cracked me up:  http://dontjudgemyhair.com/2009/08/03/bad-hair-two-tone-combover/, especially the comment.

Ben just took the kids to the Y for free swim, and I’m going to take a 1-hour nap so I can enjoy my alone-time later. I am starting the weekend with a clean house, a clean car, and all of the laundry done.  Maybe I’ll actually be able to get past the bare-minimum cleaning and maintenance to some of the bigger items on my to-do list this weekend.
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Digging Out

I honestly feel like just about every day I take 3 steps forward and 10-15 steps back.  I get a few things done and add a bunch more to the list.  How can I possibly make any progress?  I have said no to some requests lately, and I have sat on my hands when the call went out for volunteers.  It’s hard, but at this point I really have no choice.  I AM NOT SUPERWOMAN!!!  I CAN NOT DO IT ALL!!!

I have to focus on the positive or I will go insane.  Baby steps.  Today I had my car cleaned, which meant that I had to empty all the junk out of it.  Tomorrow the house will be professionally cleaned, which means I have to put all the junk away.  By tomorrow night I’ll be celebrating the fact that I am surrounded by cleanliness, at least until the kids wake up Saturday morning.

Last weekend I decided to make a concentrated effort to get rid of some of the piles.  I had SO MUCH STUFF that was on its way to somewhere else, and it was driving me crazy.  This week my goal was to get rid of one item from that pile each day, and I did way better than that:
a) I returned a down comforter, a pair of socks, ice skates, a too-small hockey helmet, a pair of shoes, and an iPod dock – $255 back in my pocket.
b) I returned 6 defective water bottles to Old Navy (the paint peeled off), got a credit for $31, and spent that plus my $20 coupon on kids clothes that were an additional 50% off the clearance price, including Christmas-photo outfits for less than $10 each.
c) I mailed out a fleece that we accidentally brought home from mother/daughter weekend and my camera that needs to be repaired (under warranty because I didn’t procrastinate!).
d) I donated a bag of books to the library for their book sale (drop them off any time in the alcove next to the Costin Room), and 3 bags of winter coats and snowpants to Pathways (Thursday night is drop-off night for donations).
e) I organized Ben’s clothes and threw away the super-holey stuff (don’t tell him).
f) I asked the kids’ teachers whether they could use certain items I unearthed, and sent them to school.
g) I cleaned out my wallet and got rid of all the receipts and garbage.
h) And last but not least, I found a permanent home for the panic device that I took on vacation, and got it out of the garage. 

This weekend we’re tackling the playroom, and next week I’m going to paint some of walls and trim that we painted 10 years ago.  Baby steps.

I am not Superwoman.
I am not Superwoman.
I am NOT SUPERWOMAN!!!!!!!!!
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Mary Imogene Basset Hospital

This morning I was talking to the facility manager from Bassett Hospital about my favorite work-related topic, fire door inspection.  His facility has a plan in place and I’m hoping to use some of their ideas in the pilot program I’m creating for Beth Israel.  When I found out that Bassett Hospital was in Cooperstown, New York, I said, “I think I was born in that hospital!  How many hospitals do you have in Cooperstown?”  Just one.  What a coincidence!

I happen to have the receipt my mother got after paying for my birth…the stars were aligned today and somehow I actually found it without looking very hard.  At first I got a little freaked out since it was dated in April of 1967 (my birthday is in August), but it was a prepayment.

Total Amount:  $25!  

Since my father was in the Army, all of the expenses were covered by the Army – except for food.  Isn’t that crazy?  Why wouldn’t they cover food?  Anyway, she paid 25 bucks and she got me.  What a bargain!
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