Adlani fell asleep on the couch tonight, so I woke him up enough to stagger upstairs. By the time we got up there he seemed to be awake(ish), so I sent him into the bathroom. Aliya was brushing her teeth and I heard her scream, “Adlani’s peeing on the seat!”
So what else is new? Adlani’s aim still needs a lot of work, and then there was the time that he peed in his own face (this post is a classic). I couldn’t imagine why Aliya would be screaming.
Until I entered the bathroom and realized that he never opened the lid at all. He just stood there and peed right on top of the closed lid. And the wall, the floor, and his pants. In his defense, he was asleep at the bowl. But still. Seriously, that’s gross.
It’s a good thing there’s plenty of leftover sangria.
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