Holiday Season Kick-Off

The flu and the resulting fatigue hung on for more than a week, but I am finally back to normal with only a Kim Carnes voice to remind of my week in bed.  I thought I was fully recovered on Thursday so I went to a meeting, but on the way home I got a raging headache and was SO tired.  I got pulled over for speeding a couple of miles from home because I was in such a hurry to take some Motrin and get into bed.  I only got a warning luckily – I was going 44 in a 30 MPH zone.

Friday night I felt well enough to go to the Christmas tree lighting downtown.  There were a lot of fun activities for the kids and we saw a bunch of our friends so it was a great night.  It was my first outing with my new camera so here are a few photos of the festivities:

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I Sell Locks

For my entire career I’ve had a hard time explaining to people what I do for work.  It was especially tough when I was single, and I always longed for an instantly-recognizable job like nurse, teacher, or plumber, but I settled on the lines, “I sell doors,” or “I sell locks,” way back then.  If I tried to explain beyond that, eyes would glaze over and the chances of a second date were not good.

When I started dating Ben, I heard him on the phone telling his friend that I was a software engineer.  When I met my friend Karen I told her that I was a hardware consultant, and she said, “Really?!  I work for IBM!”  When Aliya was in preschool, she told her class that she wanted to be a “hard work insultant” when she grew up, like her mom.  I’m not even sure my mother knows what I do for a living, but I haven’t asked if I can move back in with her, so she’s ok with whatever I’m doing to pay the mortgage.

Since I started my other blog (here it is), more of my friends and family are starting to understand what I do.  And at this point in my life, I don’t have as great a need for people to understand the specifics anyway.  If I really don’t feel like explaining it and I know I’ll never see the person again, I might even make something up.  If a potential customer (architect, facility manager, hardware supplier, or security consultant) asks me what I do, I just have to say that I’m a door hardware consultant and they get it.  Easy.

Anyway, since I’m asked about my job less often, and care less whether people understand, today’s conversation with my favorite Egyptian bagel-guy caught me by surprise:

EBG:  What do you do?
Me:  I sell locks.
EBG:  Really?  What brand?
Me:  Schlage.  (We have a bunch of other brands but I was being lazy.)
EBG:  The best brand is Acme.
Me:  Hmm…I’ve never heard of it (so it obviously sucks).
EBG:  Oh yeah, this is the best, right here (gesturing at something I can’t see).
Me:  Where?  (trying to see the fabulous Acme lock he likes so much)
EBG:  Right here in the case.  This is the best lox there is.  But if I like yours better, I’ll start buying it from you.

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Cowboy Fantasy

Cowboy Motorist Helps Mass. Troopers Lasso 2 Cows

SPRINGFIELD, Mass. — When two Connecticut-bound cows escaped onto a busy Massachusetts highway, a cowboy stuck in the traffic jam came to the rescue. State police say the man, wearing a Western hat and boots, lassoed each of the 500-pound heifers who were wandering on Interstate 91 South in Springfield Tuesday morning.

Troopers shut down the highway for about 30 minutes as the man helped load the animals back into the trailer that was carrying them to nearby Enfield, Conn.

The cows had escaped into slow-moving traffic near Exit 8 after a latch opened on the trailer.

Police say the cowboy did not want to be publicly identified.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gLMfWAzv0Fs-xKEa2NXVovMe7tUgD9CAQ0Q82
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“Buckle the Hell UP!!!”

No, I’m not proud of it, but yes, those words came out of my mouth this morning as I waited to leave the driveway for the 6 minutes it took the kids to buckle their seatbelts (while simultaneously screaming, whining, kicking, pinching, and smacking each other).

Six minutes doesn’t seem like much time.  I have p*issed away thousands of 6-minute blocks in my lifetime.

But in my current life, 6 minutes can mean that I miss the drop-off line at preschool, have to park the car and drag 3 kids inside, sign in, and get them to the absolute farthest corner of the building without knocking down any preschoolers, help Norah get unpacked, get through the long goodbye, get the other two back out to the car using our walking feet, without falling down the stairs or stopping at the bathroom.

By the time we navigate through the minefield of all the friends and teachers, get back out to the car, and get 2 kids buckled again, we have usually missed the bus.  Which means that our next stop is Aliya and Adlani’s school, where we SIT AND WAIT until the proper drop-off time.  I hate waiting.  When the buses start unloading, Aliya and Adlani run off and if I haven’t volunteered for a PTO-related project during my wait, I am now free to go to work.

Some days I work at home, in which case arriving home from school at 9:15 instead of home from the bus stop at 8:35 is not the end of the world, although it is a pretty big block of time to blow.  Other days I’m headed for my office in Needham so I inch my way down 135 to arrive around 9:45 (“So glad you could make it.”).  On less flexible days I have an appointment at a fancy place like Harvard, or the Museum of Fine Arts, so I start my journey to Boston/Cambridge 25 minutes late and from 15 minutes further away.

Today, I just had the flu.  No place to be but my bed.  But for some reason the flu has made me even less capable of handling life’s little delays with any level of patience.  “I WANNA GO BACK TO BED, DAMMIT, SO BUCKLE THE HELL UP!!!”
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