I don’t know how it got started but if you look closely you’ll notice a common thread in each of these cake altercations (Ted). The kids talked about it all the way home from Lana & Larry’s, and it was the first thing Norah mentioned when she woke up this morning. She was very worried that someone would smoosh cake on Daddy.
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Click any photo for a close-up view of orifices full of cake.
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Click on cartoon to enlarge.
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Have you had your 5 today?
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Last Friday night I installed a plugin on my other blog (here it is) so I could see what my visitors were searching for when they found my site, which will help me figure out what I should post about. I’m obsessed with looking at my stats now, and I noticed that today, two people arrived at my hardware blog via my personal blog. I find it hard to believe that someone who is reading posts about the kids, tadpoles, and my random thoughts, would actually click on a link to read (or at least glance at) a blog about door hardware.
Anyway, seeing the reference to this blog on the hardware blog stats, I decided to finally look at the stats for lockmommy. With the other blog, the counter started the day I installed the plugin, so I couldn’t see any history. With this blog, all I had to do was access Google Analytics and BAM…there was the history from Day 1 until now.
Lockmommy is not searchable, which means that if you go on Google or any other search engine and type in “tadpole”, “Lori Greene”, “piglet flu”, or any of the kids names, my site won’t be shown. You have to know the URL and access it directly, so the site is only accessed by my friends, family, and others who have heard about the site from friends and family. I set it up that way to keep away most of the pervs and other lowlifes.
In the last year, 423 unique users from 25 states (including Puerto Rico) have visited lockmommy 2,559 times with 5,028 pageviews. Almost all of the visitors came to the site and read the home page, which contains the last 10 posts, so the pageviews are relatively low because you basically get 10 posts with 1 pageview. But 423 users?!?! Who are you people?? I hope you’re not pervs or lowlifes!
Being the people-pleaser that I am, I immediately started obsessing about what I’m going to post in order to keep 423 people happy. It’s like having a crowd coming over and worrying about whether I have enough beverage options for everyone. I guess I’ll just keep posting about pee/poop, family outings, and stuff that happens to me. What else is there?
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Maybe this won’t seem amazing to non-hardware people, but I’m still amazed. In case you missed the short mention in one of my posts a couple of months ago, I now have another blog – for work – where I talk about…drum roll please…DOORS. Who would want to read a blog about doors, you ask? A lot of people! It has had visitors from 16 countries already! Here’s a link if you want to check it out.
Anyway, here’s the amazing part. I posted a photo of a mistake, basically showing “what not to do”. I got an email from the company that installed the “mistake”…in ISRAEL!!! What are the chances that they would log onto my brand new site and find a photo of a door closer they installed?? I’m still really blown away by the coincidence.
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A few months ago when I realized that my friends Marc and Gia (Salce) Jobin were from Keene, New Hampshire and knew my college roommate, Laurie Ray, I pulled these photos out of the archive to post but they never quite made it to the scanner. Well, thanks to Facebook, I got a reply from my old pal today. Since we were both Lori/Laurie and lived in the same 10′ x 13′ room, we became LO & LA. NOBODY called us Lori/Laurie. LA and I lost touch when she left me and VTC to go to Becker, and I’ve only seen her twice since then. The last time was when I saw her at the Big E in the sheep barn, but that had to be 6 or 7 years ago. I’m looking forward to seeing her again…maybe I should revive my old nickname!
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